View Full Version : Doctors' Opinions of Financial Bail Out Package

03-08-09, 12:19 PM
The Allergists voted to scratch it.

The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.

The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot ofnerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under amisconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"

The Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.

The Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the wholething.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole newface on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.

The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.

The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end,.... The Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes inWashington!

08-30-09, 05:43 AM
Can you top this with the stimulus that the Legislatifs is asking the Executifs for 14 months salary/per year for the 60,500 public employees in Haiti?