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1. Is there a Fourth of July in England? yes

2. How many birthdays does the average man have? one

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 12

4. How many outs are there in an inning? 0

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? he is dead

6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70

7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2

8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. So what is the question?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9

10.How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? none it was Noah

11.How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12. a dozen is a dozen