That's the last one for today guys:
In a Sunday School class the teacher was asking all sorts of questions
about the bible and she got to the question
'What part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?'
A little girl raises her hand and says,"I think your hands go to heaven
first because they help you pray to God."
"Very good.",says the teacher,"anyone else?"
A little boy raises his hand and says,"I think it's your heart,'cause ya
give your heart to the Lord!"
"That's a good one too",she says,"anyone else?"
A little girl raises her hand.
The teacher says,"Go ahead"
The little girl says,"I think your feet go to heaven first."
The teacher gave the girl a puzzled look,
"Why do you think your feet go to heaven first?"
The little girl smiles and says,"Well,last night I saw my mommy on her bed with her legs in the air saying 'Oh God,I'm coming'"
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Tony