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Old 07-18-06, 11:32 AM
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This is tooooo funny!
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: 'PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS'
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: 'PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT' The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: 'BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS'
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: 'NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN' The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read: 'NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00'
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the
headline in the paper read: 'NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE'. The Bishop was buried the next day.
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Ass story will interest Darius.
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Old 07-18-06, 12:21 PM
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Did you even read the story Tijoll? Je ne vois pas le rapport
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Tijoll,
en plis de seminer sou franse ou bezwen youn sou conprehansyon angle tou
ah non fok ou peye pou tout seminer sa yo oooooooyokes
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What kinda local paper is that? using those Big ASS words on the front page...wow lol
anyway, that's a funny one! I feel sorry for the Bishop though
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Did you even read the story Tijoll? Je ne vois pas le rapport
Where is the problem?
Pourquoi Darius ne serait-il pas interesse?
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Tijoll,
en plis de seminer sou franse ou bezwen youn sou conprehansyon angle tou
ah non fok ou peye pou tout seminer sa yo oooooooyokes
Vous avez peut-etre l'esprit tordu?
Ai-je dis quelque chose a propos?
Je commence a comprendre la limite de reflexion de certains.
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Where is the problem?
Pourquoi Darius ne serait-il pas interesse?
Vous avez peut-etre l'esprit tordu
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Ai-je dis quelque chose a propos?
Je commence a comprendre la limite de reflexion de certains.
This joke's been around for over 10 years and I have been receiving it almost every year, and every time I read it I find myself smiling or laughing.
Tijoll, this story is humorous and intends to make us laugh not insulting each other.
Humor is a good indication of lightheartedness therefore, Tijoll relax, have a good laugh and release some tension that may have surrounded some issue that we are well aware you have; join me by saying to Kariz, thanks for the laugh ; though it's not supposed to be here, there is a special section for jokes. hwb4
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This joke's been around for over 10 years and I have been receiving it almost every year, and every time I read it I find myself smiling or laughing.
Tijoll, this story is humorous and intends to make us laugh not insulting each other.
Humor is a good indication of lightheartedness therefore, Tijoll relax, have a good laugh and release some tension that may have surrounded some issue that we are well aware you have; join me by saying to Kariz, thanks for the laugh ; though it's not supposed to be here, there is a special section for jokes. hwb4
Thank you Ms TiCam, I did posted it in the joke section - just want more exposure by adding it to the forum
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For some reason I feel so oooooolld! cw3
You're Welcome, Kariz.
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lol, TiCam you are as ollllldddd as you feel. I bet you feel like you're 48 yrs old
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