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[Odler]

(by Lim Swee Choo)

I?m not sure if I am afflicted with one of those Brain Cloud diseases Tom

Hanks had in ?Joe and the Volcano? but the 2003 movies thus far, had been

pretty RECYCLED and lame; therefore, not worth mentioning.

For example, despite a loooooooooooong line of formidable stars, in Once

Upon A Time in Mexico (Antonio Banderas, Johnny Depp, Mickey Rourke,

Willem Dafoe, Enrique Iglegias, Salma Hayek, etc)??I simply could not view

this latest El Mariachi (Desperado) sequel of endless, mindless gun

battles as entertaining.

The plot is so severely incoherent, disjointed and downright messy.

Someone, please shoot the editor!

I am not sure how to tell you this but watching Once a Upon a Time in

Mexico was as tiresome as going to work on a Monday morning. Of course it

was not as seriously AWFUL as J Lo?s and new-hubby-to-be Ben Affleck?s

APPALLING excuse of a movie called GIGLI!

I know, I know, J Lo met Ben and they fell in love during the filming of

Gigli, and the world wants to witness for themselves this momentous love

affair and all. But let me just warn you, this movie certainly wins first

prize for the biggest ever BLOOPER of 2003!

Trailing not too far behind Mexico and Gigli are these movies, which are

equal chores to watch:

Freddy vs Jason (Robert Englund);

Alex & Emma (Luke Wilson & Kate Hudson);

How to Deal (Mandy Moore);

The Medallion (Jackie Chan);

Out to Kill (Steven Seagal);

Hollywood Homicide (Harrison Ford & Josh Harnett);

and, of course, Charlie?s Angels 2 !

If you must see them, just wait for the video release, k?

And no, it?s not my PMS!

If you don?t believe moi, you are in for some hideous cerebral torture!

AAARRRRRRGGGHHH !

Lim Swee Choo

Penang, Malaysia

Sat, Sep 13, 2003

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"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in

the dark with a mosquito." --Unknown